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Shayne Michael is a stand-up comic with twenty years experience. He has appeared in the Chicago Comedy Festival, on the San Francisco Comedy Invasion and the Psychiatric Comedy Tour.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

How To Get Kicked Out Of A Pharmacy

How To Get Kicked Out Of A Pharmacy

  1. Ask what type of pain killer goes best with Red Wine.
  2. Offer to trade a Pez Dispenser for a bottle Codeine.
  3. Ask how much Vikiden you would give an 800lb horse.
  4. Try to have a bottle of Chloroform gift wrapped.
  5. Inquire what kind of sunscreen works best on hairless cats.
  6. Ask which kind of Rogaine works best on a Chia Pet.
  7. Build Easter baskets out of gauze pads.
  8. Inquire where you can find Visine for a seeing-eye-dog.
  9. Ask where they keep the tourniquets and anti-venom.
  10. Ask if Aloe Vera cures leprosy and scratch a lot.
  11. Replace the throat lozenges with Skittles.
  12. Ask if they see No Doze, caffeine pills and Smores.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Kristin said...

Love the giftwrapping. :)

1:45 PM  

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