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Shayne Michael is a stand-up comic with twenty years experience. He has appeared in the Chicago Comedy Festival, on the San Francisco Comedy Invasion and the Psychiatric Comedy Tour.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Fun Phrases For Secuirty At Legoland

  • I thought the bumper cars were going too fast, so I built a speed bump.
  • So I made a bathhouse out of Lincoln Logs.
  • I thought it would be a great time to reenact Godzilla Devours Denmark.
  • Like I was going to wait for the gift shop to pick up a souvenir.
  • I needed a restroom, so I built one.
  • So I assumed tinkering with my Tinker Toys was expected in Playland.
  • Now that it looks like a penis maybe the Eiffel Tower will finally live up to its name.
  • They never really proved I fed Mickey Mouse the rat poison.
  • Either stop staring at my erector set or ask me to dance.

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