Good Excuses For Failure To Pay Back Credit Card Debt

1. I'm working with Master Card to bankrupt Visa.
2. It's a Discover Card, and I just discovered I can't pay.
3. If you'd stop telling me "Don't leave home without it," I wouldn't have so much debt to repay.
4. I just assumed a revolving credit line meant eventually you'd pass the debt on to someone else.
5. I told you giving a Diners Club Card to someone who comforts himself with food was a bad business model.
6. You mean this was a loan and not a gift? Anything else you want to tell me about the fine print.
7. I was going to rob Peter to pay Paul but they got together and mugged me before I had a chance.
8. Instead of paying you back could I give you some of my frequent flyer miles? If I can't, would you at least wait until I fly out of the country?
9. When my wife divorces me she gets half of everything, so up until that paperwork clears, I'm okay with massive debt.

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