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Shayne Michael is a stand-up comic with twenty years experience. He has appeared in the Chicago Comedy Festival, on the San Francisco Comedy Invasion and the Psychiatric Comedy Tour.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

How To Have Fun On April Fools Day

  1. Go to an adult bookshop and ask the owner if he knows how to get to Sesame Street.
  2. Whip out a metal detector while grocery shopping; explain that you're checking for iron.
  3. Ask the pharmacist if using the nicotine patch as nipple tassels means you shouldn't breast feed.
  4. Show up at McDonalds dressed as the Burger King, clench your fists, and yell: "Alright, send in the clowns."
  5. Ask who wants to join you for some naked miniature golf.
  6. Go to a lingerie shop and ask if they sell cowbells.
  7. Whenever someone asks what you're feeling reply, "Penis envy."
  8. Leave a tape recorder of two people having sex in a closed bathroom stall on a continuous loop. Then, when someone stares at you in shock, enter the stall and make noises like you just joined in.

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