Sailor Pick Up Lines

1. It's only a gangplank if the first mate joins in.
2. I’m looking for a new masthead.
3. I dare you to lick my landlubber.
4. I was hoping you're a sucker for a centerboard.
5. Come down here and shiver my timbers.
6. It’s a steamboat now baby.
7. It is the captain's duty to go down on his shipmates.
8. Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
9. You can walk my gangplank anytime.

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