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Shayne Michael is a stand-up comic with twenty years experience. He has appeared in the Chicago Comedy Festival, on the San Francisco Comedy Invasion and the Psychiatric Comedy Tour.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Things To Say To The Stranger Next To You On The Ferris Wheel

  1. And that's when I realized felt tip wasn't a double entendre for sexual relations with an ink manufacturer.
  2. It's not easy being a bipolar, double-jointed circus clown.
  3. Wow, you can hardly see the chalk outlines of the bodies from up here.
  4. You have the most beautiful blue eyes. Can I borrow them?
  5. So I say, "Fine! Dump me! But I'll have my revenge when I dump you, your family and your little dog too off the Golden Gate Bridge." Then I went straight back to the bake sale.
  6. Don't tell me you recognize me from America's Most Wanted too…
  7. I find danger incredibly sexy; here hold this crossbar from the safety latch.
  8. I was a trapeze artist until my partner was thrown to his death.
  9. Here's my Viagra. Now were did I put the clown suit, the balloon animals, and my big red rubber nose?
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