Eight Ways To Answer A Wrong Number

Eight Ways To Answer A Wrong Number

1. Hello, Hell's Kitchen, may I help you.
2. San Francisco State Prison, do you have your party's extension.
3. Vegitarians for Burgers, to whom may I direct your call.
4. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, can I help you?
5. Paris Hilton fan club, donnations center.
6. Baby Gap pregnancy center, breath easy now.
7. Domestic violence hotline and California Gun Club.
8. No, this is the set of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, the film.
9. Let me ask the Magic Eight Ball. It says try again later. That means call back.

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